August 14th 2000-PWF Battle-Thons first TV broadcasting
The camera skims the crowd,people have face paint on and are holding signs like,"Pikaman 4 ever!""Ash,the spoiled brat from Pallet"and"PCW-Pokemon Can't Wrestle"(Note:PCW is 1 of 3 rivals to the PWF)
Meowth:Ladies and Gentlemen boys and girls children of all ages welcome to the PWF!
(Croud roars)
Meowth:Tonight is our first night on air and it will be a HUGE extraviganza!So let's get it on!
(Crowd roars louder)
Match1-United States Title match between Pikaman and Gary Oak
Meowth:Our first match will be for the PWF United States Title!
(Chris Jericho's music turns on,Pikaman walks out with Misty101 by his side)
Meowth:Coming to the ring at this time,accompanied to the ring by Misty101,he is Pikaman!
(Croud roars)
(Taz's music turns on,Gary walks out with his cheering squad)
Meowth:Now coming to the ring at this time,the self-proclaimed Greatest Of Them All.Gary Oak!
(Croud erupts with boo's)
Gary:Ah shut up and watch as the master destroys that jackass Pikaman!
Pikaman:Ya' know the only thing bigger then your ego is your mouth Gary,and I will personaly shut it for you.
Gary:I'd like to see you try loser.
Pikaman:Is that your best comback?Oh man what a whore!
(Bell rings and the match begins)
Woodchu:Harsh words from both Gary and Pikaman as we get this match underway!
Squeko:Gary charges at Pikaman but no!Pikaman side steps him and Gary spears the metal post!
Woodchu:That'll leave a mark.
Windwease:Damn right.
Crystal Hitmonchan:Pikaman throws Gary into the ropes,he goes for a back body drop but Gary reverses it into a spinning neck breaker!
Woodchu:Pikaman looks stunned from that one.
Squeko:Your not kidding.
Windwease:Gary goes up to the top rope and Leg drops the back of Pikaman's head,he goes for the cover,1-2-thr...NO!Pikaman kicks out just in the nick of time!
Crystal Hitmonchan:Look's like Gary's getting frustrated.
Squeko:Gary grabs Pikaman and flings him into the turn-buckle and he's laying punches in Pikaman's face one by one,Pikaman blocks a punch,he blocks another,Pikaman grabs Gary and slams him into the turnbuckle and starts punching away!
Woodchu:Kick ass Pikaman!
Windwease:Pikaman Delivers a face buster on Gary keeping him down,Pikaman goes up top,but wait!One of Gary's cheerleaders trips him causing to fall flat on his nuts,what's more the ref. never saw it!
Crystal Hitmonchan:That'll put a dent in the jewlry.
Woodchu:Outside the ring Misty101 grabs a wooden bat and is KO'ing Gary's cheerleaders one-by-one!
Squeko:Oh man would I hate to be standing right in front of her right now.
Windwease:Gary goes for the cover,1-2-and Pikaman kicks out!Crystal Hitmonchan:And Gary struggles to get up and so does Pikaman,they both get to they're feet but Gary locks on a Tazzmission!
Squeko:Pikaman is slowly passing out!
Woodchu:Damnit all Pikaman get back in the game!
Windwease:The ref. raises Pikaman's arm,and drops it for a 1,he raises it again and drops it for a 2,he raises it again but Pikaman starts to fight back!
Crystal Hitmonchan:Pikaman get's to his feet and runs backwards ramming Gary into the turnbuckle!
Woodchu:Ouch that'll hurt.
Squeko:Gary let's go of the hold and charges at Pikaman,Pikaman sidewalk slams him and locks on the Walls Of Jericho in the middle of the ring!
Crystal Hitmonchan:Gary's scrambling to get out of the hold but to no avail.
Windwease:Gary is taping out but one of the Cheerleaders is distracking the Ref.!
Woodchu:Misty101 grabs the CheerLeader and smashes her with a bat.
Crystal Hitmonchan:Damn that girls' violent.
Squeko:The Ref. turns around and sees Gary taping out and calls for the bell.
Woodchu:YES!WAY TO KICK ASS PIKAMAN!
Windwease:Settle down man.
Meowth:Ladies and Gentlemen your winner,and new United States Champion,Pikaman!
(Chris Jericho's music starts to play again as the croud roars and chants Pikamam)
Backstage the Triads(PIKABLU,Poke1Kanobi,and Cloud_Storm) pull up in a limo,the croud goes crazy with cheers and boos)
Windwease:Will you listen to that!Most everyone in this arena really like the Triads!
Woodchu:(Holding ears)Either that or those PWF dancers have gone and started stripping in the middle of the ring.
Squeko:(Exitedly)Really?
Woodchu:(Sarcasticaly)Yes Squeko,and by the way I must compliment you on teaching your pet bull terrior to fly,how do you do it?
Squeko:Ah shuddup Woodchu.
Match2-4 way dance for the Intercontinentle Title with Cloud_Storm,Lt.Surge,The Brock,and Misty101
(Undertakers music hits and Cloud rides out on a Harley as the fans cheer and boo loudly)
Meowth:Making his way to the ring at this time,The American Badass,Cloud_Storm!
(DX's "The King's" music hits and LT.Surge walks out)
Meowth:Coming to the ring at this time,the challenger,Lt.Surge!
(The Rock's music hits and Brock makes his way down to the ring)
Meowth:Coming to the ring at this time,Their opponent,The Brock!
(Chyna's music hits and Misty101 makes her way to the ring)
Meowth:Coming to the ring at this time,Their opponent,Misty101!
Squeko:Wahoo!More Misty101!I love it!
Woodchu:Better hope Pikaman doesn't here ya'.
Windwease:Hitmonchan what do you think Misty101's chances are beeing in a ring with 3 other men comepeting for the IC title?
Crystal Hitmonchan:Misty101 is one tough son of a bitch,that flower has deadly thorns and if these guys go easy on her they might find out what true power really is.
Windwease:Right you are Hitmonchan,let's go down to the ring!
(The bell rings)
Woodchu:And look at this!Brock went right after Surge along with Cloud and they're leaving Misty101 be!
Windwease:I wouldn't say that....
(Cloud and Brock fling Surge right at Misty101 who Super kicks him into a turnbuckle)
Woodchu:Yeoch that'll leave a interesting bruise.
Squeko:Look at this!Misty101 has went and beaten the living hell right out of Surge,he's having problems just trying to stand up!
Windwease:But Cloud and Brock have started to beat the shit out of each other outside the ring.
Crystal Hitmonchan:This might end quickly guys.
(Misty101 hits the Pedigree on Surge and goes for the cover)
Woodchu:One!Two!Thr........
(Brock launches off the top rope and elbows Misty101 right in the small of the back)
Squeko:Ouch,that'll hurt.
Windwease:Brock breaking up the pin and now he's gone and started beating the crap outta Surge!
Squeko:By the end of the match Surge'll be nothing but a pile of mush!
Crystal Hitmonchan:But Cloud grabs Brock and he...uh-oh this'll hurt.
(Cloud chokeslams Brock and signals the last ride)
Woodchu:Cloud sets Brock up for the Last ride.
(Suddenly Misty101 spears Cloud_Storm down)
Windwease:And Misty101 saving Brock from his last ride!
Crystal Hitmonchan:That is one dangerous son of a bitch...
(Misty101 Pedigree's Brock)
Squeko:That's got to be it.
Woodchu:She goes for the cover...
Windwease:One!Two!Th....
(Cloud kicks Misty101 off Brock and picks Brock up)
Woodchu:What's Cloud doing?
(Cloud sets Brock up for the last ride again)
Crystal Hitmonchan:He's going to try the last ride once again!
(Misty101 charges at Cloud but Cloud catches her and chokeslams her)
Windwease:Ouch.....
(Cloud hits the last ride on Brock and goes for the cover)
Woodchu:One!Two!Three!
(The bell rings)
Meowth:Your winner,and new IC champion,Cloud_Storm!
(Undertakers music starts playing as the croud goes balistic with cheers and boo's)
Windwease:Our next match will be for the World title and man will it be intense!
Woodchu:Royal Rumble rules,8 men in the ring at the same time,damn this'll be good!
Squeko:And with that being said let's head to the ring!
(The bell rings 4 times)
Meowth:Ladies and gentlemen the next matchup is for the Heavyweight championship of the wrold,as these 8 men whom I stand next to right now will put their lives on the line,their carreres on the line,and their dreams on the line,in a 8 man Royal Rumble rules matchup!The only way to win the match is to be the last person in the ring,and the only way to eliminate one of your opponents is to throw them over the top rope,the challengers, PIKABLU_SECRET_POKEMON,Poke1Kanobi,Ash3:16,The Game Tracey,Richie,The Rabid Nidoking Giovanni,The Warrior AJ,and finaly,The Heartbrake kid Rudy!
(The bell rings and they start beating the shit outta each other)
Windwease:Dang Tracey and Giovanni are beating the shit outt each other....
Woodchu:Holy...There goes Tracey.
Squeko:What a hit by Giovanni,I'm surprised Tracey can even stand up after that one.
Crystal Hitmonchan:So long sucker!
(Tracey eliminated)
Windwease:Damn look at Ash3:16 lay in the punches on Rudy!
Woodchu:Look at this!PIKABLU and Poke are double teaming Giovanni!
(PIKABLU and Poke throw Giovanni over the top rope)
Squeko:Go pack your bags jackass your done for the day.
Crystal Hitmonchan:Way to put someone down Squeko!
Squeko:Thanks!
(Giovanni eliminated)
Crystal Hitmonchan:Look at Richie and AJ!Those two are up on the top turbuckle beating the shit out of each other and neither one has fallen yet!
Woodchu:Damn their good.
(AJ suplexes Richie out of the ring but accidently takes himself with him)
Windwease:(Laughing)Hahahahaha!What a dumbass!Hey AJ go back to using that whip!Cause you sure as hell can't use your brain!
Crystal Hitmonchan:Why is everyone doing my job?
Woodchu:What job?
Crystal Hitmonchan:I do the putting down around here!
(Everyone falls over)
(AJ and Richie eliminated)
Crystal Hitmonchan:Oh shit look out!
(Everyone ducks as Rudy flys through the air and hits the ground with a thud)
Woodchu:Er,I guess Ash3:16 eliminated Rudy.
Squeko:I think he did more then just eliminate him.
(Rudy eliminated)
(PIKABLU and Poke start double teaming Ash3:16)
Windwease:I'm guessing one of the triads will walk away champ seings as Ash3:16 has no chance in hell on winning this one.
Woodchu:I dunno look at this.
(Ash3:16 starts slaming them both with punches and throws Poke1Kanobi out of the ring)
Crystal Hitmonchan:Damn he knows how to kick ass.
(Poke1Kanobi eliminated)
Squeko:Check it out their both punching the living hell outta each other!
Woodchu:And Ash3:16 kicks PIKABLU in the gut.
Windwease:Ash3:16 hits the Stonecold Stunner!
Crystal Hitmonchan:He sets PIKABLU up and backs up...
Squeko:It looks like Ash3:16 is gonna try to clothesline PIKABLU over the top rope.
Crystal Hitmonchan:He charges at PIKABLU and hits the clothesline!
Woodchu:But PIKABLU hangs on to Ash3:16 and they both hit the ground at the same time!!!!!!
Windwease:But who wins?
Crystal Hitmonchan:Let's see the replay.
(The replay shows that both men's feet hit the ground at the same time)
Squeko:Uh-Oh,what'll we do now?
Meowth:Ladies and Gentlemen,since both men's feet touched the ground at the same time we have decided to declare this match a draw meaning that this Thursday the two will face each other for the title!
Windwease:Man that'll be intense!
Crystal Hitmonchan:Well folks I guess we'll see ya' Thursday for PWF Fight-Night!
Everyone:See ya'! |
